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Friday
Nov242006

I need movie suggestions!

I've been toying with the idea of writing another mock Hindi movie script. Thus far, the only details I've sketched out in my head are that I want to make a total mockery spoof of the rom-com-dramas of Karan Johar ... and so the action needs to be spread across at least 3 countries, preferably 2 or more continents. Throw in Switzerland for a song-and-dance sequence, too.

Filmi Hindi won't be a problem now ... but I need movie suggestions to get ideas on how to construct the mock script. Thus far, my list is KKHH, K3G, and KANK. Only problem is that they're the summation of current source material.

So I open it out to the Hindi movie watching junta: give me some movie titles.

Reader Comments (1)

This sounds pretty interesting.

I am willing to work on a script.

Suggested Title: "Kissmet ka Khel" We will call it K-cube. (extra "s" is for numerological reasons and to give a subconscious romantic feel to the movie.)

Cast:o Amitabh Bachchan (Mandatory nowadays for the censor to pass the movie.)o Hrithik Roshan (since we will have a couple of dance songs lifted from somewhere)o Aishwarya Rai (Since the lead female needs to cry a few times.)Alok Nath or Anupam Kher (Father of the bride, depending on where she grows up, Village or city)o Salman Khan (The boy who loses the girl, could use sympathy to revive his career)o Preity Zinta (Guest appearance, Salman gives her a lift in the final frame.)o AK Hangal ( no specific role, but he makes me laugh every time he says "Beta" in a voice that sounds like a result of bad compression algorithm)o Johny Lever (if everything fails, we need a parallel story)o Arshad Warsi (Sidekick of Hrithik)
January 9, 2007 | Unregistered CommenterNikhil

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